Veggie Sex and Other Forms Of Sex On a Budget

One of the best things about having sex with a new partner while dating is finding out all about their sexual kinks. The lovely and demure woman from the office that you’re dating might have a secret love for hardcore bondage and S&M. The cute, shy guy who started last week may turn out to be an exhibitionist who loves having sex in public parks or in the stationary room. You just never know.


That’s why it’s always so fun going to a sex shop with your new partner and buying some sex toys for your private times. Maybe have a few drinks at a pub near the sex shop first, that way you’re both a little drunk, and your normal inhibitions will be dropped. You won’t feel so shy about proposing some nipple clamps and blindfolds, and your partner will feel more at ease with putting a giant fist-sized dildo in the shopping cart. In vino veritas.


With the constantly rising cost of living and the bad economy, purchases at a sex shop can get expensive. On top of this, it is absolutely impossible to return anything used (for obvious reasons).


In an effort to help you stretch your shrinking sex toy dollar, I have compiled a list of low cost alternatives. Have fun, but first, please check with your physician before trying these out.




Sex In The Office (Or Anywhere For That Matter)


Set Your Phone to Vibrate and carry it in your front pocket. Better yet, stuff it down your shorts. Best to have two phones for this so you can call yourself frequently. This is useful if you are not getting enough action. Turn off your voice mail to maximize your pleasure! If you employ another cell phone, you can call yourself during boring meetings, or other venues. Suddenly, pocket dialing is no longer a problem to be dealt with, but a surprise to be welcomed!




Pure Pleasing Pleasure From Produce


Instead of spending up to a hundred dollars on a dildo at the sex shop, go to your local supermarket and choose a vegetable that you think you’ll enjoy. When you get home, simply wash it in warm water and fit it with an appropriately sized condom. Add a bit of lube and go for it! The best options are:
1) Cucumber – (all time favorite for regular sized vagina's) make sure you de-nub it first
2) Carrot – ideal for smaller ladies with tight pussies
3) Zucchini – if you enjoy activities like fisting, you would likely have to turn to the stalwart zucchini to give you pleasure.
4) Baking Potato – in reality, the zucchini is easier to hang on to
5) Sweet potato – these can have some interesting twists for your pleasure – select carefully for maximum entertainment.
6) Celery – not a good choice – to thin and too angular for pleasure
7) Watermelon – Holy Cow! You have to be kidding me! Right?


So if you want, you can use the veggie of choice as a way to size a dildo purchase at a sex store. Either that, or else you can just keep on the veggie sex regime. The nice part about veggie sex or veggie masturbation is that if it ends up that the veggie is the wrong size, you’ve only spent a couple of bucks to learn that.


Stay out of the deli department. Anything in there is just a bad idea, no matter how tempting!




Better Orgasms For Women In Real Live Situations


Many women can only achieve orgasms through clitoral stimulation. That’s why a lot of cock rings these days have a little vibrator on the top – so that with every deep thrust of the penis, the vibrator hits the plump clit and the woman gets stimulated. But if you think about it, there are a lot more things in your daily life that vibrate, and you can use that to your advantage. Have you ever had sex on your washing machine? If not, you are in for a treat. Put the machine on spin cycle, and go to it. For an extra kick, do something to unbalance the machine (like throwing in a floor mat all by itself). You will never look at laundry chores in the same negative light again!.


For other fun, Have her hold her phone next to her clit and give her a bunch of hot, dirty crank calls, and set to “vibrate”. This is hot! With most phone plans, it is also very inexpensive, especially if she turns off her voice mail so it never picks up.. You have to keep the phone dry, so use a condom.


Californians are the luckiest because they can take advantage of the frequent earthquakes and tremors to get it on! Sex on a train is possible in the washroom. Most local commuter trains are on rented tracks that are also used by freight trains. This adds a lot of vibration to any train ride. The washroom may be a little cramped, but the excitement of doing something almost in public might add even more zing. Roller coasters are a thought, but the complexity of pulling it off pretty much makes it a non-starter. Planes are only fun during a rough air, but then they turn on those pesky seat belt signs and spoil all the fun.  Then of course, sex in the bed of a pickup truck while going over a washboard road is just about the best. Of course you need at least one other person to drive. If you forgo the bed of the truck, you can always get each other off in the front seat. Of course when going for it in the truck bed, some sort of padding is a necessity. Use and air mattress or at least a couple of yoga pads. Now go have some fun out there!


Ya Hoo!!


If you want some other advice on sex and sexuality, check out these links:
Sex Advice for Men




Sex Advice for Women