Life around a new woman in your life is just more costly. The fact is inevitable, even though it is seldom discussed in polite company. Guys all get the fact that you will be picking up the tab when you take her out to dinner or the movies, but as the relationship gets more serious and you spend more time together, other costs rear their ugly heads. Here are a few that you might not have considered:
1. More Bathroom Tissue
The old joke that says “Women be shoppin’” should be changed to “Women be wipin’.” As soon as you start having a woman over to your place regularly, expect at least a threefold two-ply increase in toilet paper. They use it for everything, and they don’t go easy on it either. Believe me.
2. Water Filters
Ladies Magazines and every diet book ever written says that drinking lots of water is the secret to losing weight and staying healthy, and women literally drink that up! That means you’re going to go through your water filters at a quicker pace than you can believe. And they’re not cheap!
3. Skin Cream
Get yourself a large bottle of skin moisturizer. If you really want to get in her good books, take stock of what she uses most often at her place and stock it in your bathroom. It benefits both of you, since we all like our ladies to have soft skin. Plus, you can use it for massages in a pinch.
4. Oreo Cookies
There is a strong chance that it is just the lady that I am with, but I have to purchase this particular delicacy weekly now!
5. Ice Wines
Most guys would just as soon drink beer as wine. When a woman comes into your life, suddenly wine also comes into your life, especially sweet desert wines. Unfortunately, a good ice wine will set you back somewhere between $50.00 and $100.00 a bottle. Ouch! But once you develop a pallet for these sweet wines, you will not mind the cost so much.
6. Maxi Pads
Accept the fact that you will be buying these things on a regular basis. Get used to the initial embarrassment. Pretty soon it will feel as natural as picking up underarm deodorant. Besides, she will appreciate the consideration.
7. Scented Candles
You will learn pretty quickly that a house full of burning scented candles means that she is in a romantic room. A bathroom full of scented candles and an invitation for a double bath means the same thing. However a woman bathing alone with scented candles is not a signal for anything. They just like to do it. In any event, women love these things, they are not expensive, and they are great little subtle tools for women to tell you that they are in the news.
8. Probiotics Yoghurt With Berries
Here is something that you will just have to become accustomed to when a women is around. It is called Probiotics Yoghurt. Probiotics is a friendly bacteria that is important to your overall health. Women eat it for other reasons. The main one is that hit helps tremendously if they are prone to yeast infections and/or bladder infections. Either way, most women eat it, and of course you will be expected to as well. So here is my secret on this little item. Find "Activia Probiotics 'Desert' Yoghurt" – it comes in several flavors. And do not mix it up with the regular "Activia Probiotics Yoghurt". That little item 'desert' in the label makes all the difference to me. The desert stuff does not in any way taste like yoghurt. In fact it almost tastes like pudding to me. In any event, buy this stuff. You will like it, and your girlfriend will reap the rewards as well. And if her female parts remain in good shape because of it, then you will get a lot warmer reaction to any advances that you make, and much more frequently.
9. Sex Toys
If the planets align for you and you are involved with a woman who is into sex toys, then make sure that your sex toy store visits are fruitful. Invest in only the best quality! These are super expensive, and they are not refundable, so make sure that they are what you want, and that they will last. Silicone is usually the best quality and the most realistic.
10. Extra Toothbrush and Slippers
If you get her a toothbrush for your place, you’ll get a big kiss. If you buy her slippers, she’ll melt. Slippers are great if you have a cold floor, plus they keep her cozy. And a cozy woman is an affectionate woman.
11. Internet Usage
Women spend time on the internet looking at a lot of stuff. Where men will be into porn movies and such, women are more likely to be looking at movie videos on youtube or spending time chatting on facebook. Games are also a favorite. That is all okay. She will be unlikely to blow the doors off of a standard high speed internet plan, but if you are on a cheap plan, be prepared to upgrade.
12. Plants, Candles, and Dust Collectors
It seems that God created women with a frilly thing and trinket obsession. They have to fill up any space that they occupy with frilly stuff on the walls, and dust collecting trinkets on every open bit of table-top. Women are God's gift to merchants, and they spend most of their time living up to that image.
13. Special Occasions
Log anytime that you had a date or did something special into your computer's calendar function and put in annual reminders. The first time that you met will need to have a monthly reminder for the first year. I also add notes as to what she was wearing, what you did together, and anything else that was special about the night. Put several warnings on each event to give yourself plenty of time to make reservations, order flowers, or buy something appropriate.
In summary, relationships with women is just like Halloween. Be prepared to Shell Out!!
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