Saturday, October 8, 2011

A Condom Conundrum

If you’re out there on the dating scene trying to find someone new, you know how much fun it can be. There are a lot of new people to meet and get to know. Some of them will eventually fizzle into distant acquaintances, some will become friends, and a lucky group will become potential relationships.

Along with the quest for the love of your life comes the side benefit of a lot of sex with new partners. There is nothing wrong with it – sex is an important component of any adult relationship. However, having all this sex with all these new partners, only a fool would proceed with out protection. And protection means condoms.

Condoms are not everybody's favorite thing to wear. They severely reduce the sensation for men and as such often make sex less pleasurable for women as well. If you had to put a condom on your tongue before eating, there would be no fat people in the world. You don’t starve, but you don’t TASTE!” In this day and age of AIDS and other debilitating STDs, you would have to be crazy not to wear one.

At least there are some fun choices for the selection of your little rubber buddies now. There are now more choices than just slippery or dry. There are some really kinky condoms out there for the adventurous – flavored, and colored, and studded, and ribbed. Make sure you read the packaging before you go too crazy with any of them though – some are novelty condoms, and do not portend to prevent STIs or pregnancy. These types of novelty condoms are just meant to have some fun with. For serious sex, stick to the boring drug store variety for the most part

Some of the kookier condoms that are on the rise are quite interesting. First off, there is the “Inspiral Condom”. It is a spiral ribbed condom that is really catching on quickly. U.S. Surgeon Dr. A. Reddy, known for creating the female condom, invented it. When in place on the penis, it looks like a big screw. There are rave reviews on the Internet for this product. Women love it because it is much more sensual for them and increases the intensity of their orgasm, while men like the fact that they feel the sensation much better than on a regular condom. And you’ll literally be getting “screwed” when you have sex with it. No longer a colloquialism!

And how about the "Viagra Condom"? It can improve the size and length of an erection. It is meant for people with partial erectile dysfunction, but can be useful for guys who have trouble keeping it up once the condom goes on. Even the best of us have occasional problems in this arena, so I am going to keep one of these babies in my pack-sack of sexual goodies.

On a side note, I have been watching a lot of “survival” television programs lately – the kind where someone is lost and needs to survive in the wild. Almost every emergency and/or survival kit out there these days has a few condoms in there. And for good reason! They can be used as a water-proof case for matches, electronics, or anything that will fit in there. Also, they can hold up to a GALLON of water for drinking and transportation. Pretty handy for something so compact! Add a few to your emergency kit for when the grid goes down.

Condoms are the epitome of over engineering. Most men only ejaculate 1.5 teaspoons, but the condom can hold a gallon without bursting. Even elephants only cum in quarts!

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